Programming quotes
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* Rule number one : Do the job, get your money and get lost !!!!
* Fixing Linux is easier than living with Windows.
* Live by the code, die by the code. --Ghost Dog
* If it isn't obsolete, it isn't stable enough.
* Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTOs.
* A truly outstanding programmer can find bugs buried in a 6 megabyte core dump without using a hex calculator.
* A Real Programmer would certainly not talk to the computer with a mouse.
* Real Programmers consider "what you see is what you get" to be just as bad a concept in Text Editors as it is in Women !!!
* The Real Programmer wants a "you asked for it, you got it" text editor- complicated, cryptic, powerful, unforgiving, dangerous.
* At a party, the Real Programmers are the ones in the corner talking about operating system security and how to get around it.
* Real Programmers write programs, not documentation. Leave that to the maintenance people.
* The Real Programmer is capable of working 30, 40, even 50 hours at a stretch, under intense pressure. In fact, he prefers it that way.
* Real Programmers don't know how to cook.Grocery stores aren't open at three in the morning. Real Programmers survive on Twinkies and coffee.
* Unix is a glorified video game.
* UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity -- Dennis Ritchie
* For God's sake, stop researching for a while and begin to think!
* Windows is easier than Linux, in the same way that crapping your pants is easier than going to the bathroom
* Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.
* Why do you let complete strangers, install software packages, pulled from some Internet server, with no warranty, all over your system?

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_BY: Pejman Moghadam_  
_TAG: quotes_  
_DATE: 2011-04-04 21:40:00_